1- It's not a baseball catcher
2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter
3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)
4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)
5- It's denial that a 10 year old was raped. DING DING DING. You win, Ohio Garbage People.
6- With a touch of Herschel stupid thrown in.