1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.
2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.
3- Take off that mask.
4- Bankrupt? Only morally.
5- Hey, kid. Want a gun?
6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun.
7- Tent City. The good kind.
8- Goodbye, Ellen.
9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming. 2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette. 3- Take off that mask. 4- Bankrupt? Only morally. 5- Hey, kid. Want a gun? 6- I&rsquo;ll be damned. A good guy with a gun. 7- Tent City. The good kind. 8- Goodbye, Ellen. 9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

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