1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.

2- I just need to practice lying.

3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.

4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus

5- Rolling coal for assholes

6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort

7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.2- I just need to practice lying.3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus5- Rolling coal for assholes6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

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#300: Candace Please

1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories

1- Cancer sucks 2- Rats get fat and good men die 3- I’ll just use gas 4- Take care of you 5- Rules to live by 6- Thanks for the memories

#385: Here's To You, Matt

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift. 2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are. 3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln. 4- We almost got it right 5- Can we talk?

#384: Baked Alaska

1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.

1- Brittney is out 2- It's Werewolfing time 3- Cheating Works 4- Black robe by day, white robe by night 5- Thanks, Trevor.

#300: Candace Please

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