1- “Don’t monkey this up.” You just did.
2- Not qualified at all. Welcome to the administration!
3- The accountant is ready to talk.
4- Leave my wife out of it, even though I said she did it.
5- Mass shooting again...
6- Cop found… guilty?
7- Hey, officers, there’s money in killin' them negroes.
8- Mollie Tibbetts and Nia Wilson both matter.
9- Aretha Franklin, Neil Simon, and John McCain. We miss you all.
10- Tiger loses off the course again
11- Serena, you are a super hero. Wear what you want.