1- Hello, Officer, there's an NFL playing burglar outside.
2- If Canada is angry, it's you, not Canada.
3- Will they or won't they? Only Singapore knows.
4 - Piece of cake as long as it's not gay cake.
5- Welcome, champions.  Well not you, or you, or those guys.
6- Tweet of the week

1- Hello, Officer, there's an NFL playing burglar outside. 2- If Canada is angry, it's you, not Canada. 3- Will they or won't they? Only Singapore knows. 4 - Piece of cake as long as it's not gay cake. 5- Welcome, champions. Well not you, or you, or those guys. 6- Tweet of the week

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