1- You sick people are not Making America Great.
2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss.
3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?!
4- No leggings except on supermodels.
5- Our bad service is better than your bad service.
6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds.
7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs.
8- Swipe right for NBA.

1- You sick people are not Making America Great. 2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss. 3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?! 4- No leggings except on supermodels. 5- Our bad service is better than your bad service. 6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds. 7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs. 8- Swipe right for NBA.

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