Absolutely torched from the day of festivities beforehand, under the influence of a cosmic apricot, wilting like dried lettuce in the sun, energy levels dangerously low, hovering in the red zone, enter the G(A)OAT, the Rabbit, the spirit animal of Australian surfing, Rabbit Bartholomew.

Sit back, light some incense, say your oms, spark a buddha stick, and cop an earful of iconic surfing folk lore and culture from one of the greatest humans in the history of this vast continent, Wayne 'Rabbit' 'Bugs' Bartholomew. 

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