Hold fast Swellians 'cause this ep is completely and utterly OFF. THE. HOOK. Our all-star panel of absolute hmaaaaaadmen will take you under Waimea for a two-wave hold down, into the Australian Prison system for non consensual relations, and through the blissful strawberry fields of 5 minute meditations. You can also find out what it's like to surf a heat against MR and Cheyne in their prime, experience the trauma of copping a CODE RED from a pack of lunatics after 21 days at sea, and you'll discover the secrets behind the board under Tom Curren as he cleaves Backdoor in two in the all-time surfing image. There's so much more too, but be warned, this one ain't for the faint hearted or for those who have a particular aversion to the F word. UTFS!

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