Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch Day 5 from the ISA World Para Champs Oceanside in Whale's Vagina! 

It was a day of mixed emotions and peeeeyeeewer carnage as the Irukandjis fight to make finals day! Collisions and wipeouts smashed half the team out of the competition, while in better news Shoalhaven's Grace Kennedy locked our first medal! Burch was there to capture the action and score a chat with Gerringong's Steve Fox. Finals day tomoz don't miss it!

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Swellian Plonk <a href="https://www.dailygrind.com.au/shop/wine/FMGIY42ZJFJGXRME2HUPTTQ5">(Order it Here!)</a> Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch Day 5 from the ISA World Para Champs Oceanside in Whale's Vagina!&nbsp;
It was a day of mixed emotions and peeeeyeeewer carnage as the Irukandjis fight to make finals day! Collisions and wipeouts smashed half the team out of the competition, while in better news Shoalhaven's Grace Kennedy locked our first medal! Burch was there to capture the action and score a chat with Gerringong's Steve Fox. Finals day tomoz don't miss it!
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"COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH THE GAK!" Grace Kennedy Brings Home our First Medal on a day of Carnage at the ISA Worlds! Also featuring Steve Fox! 

Billabong X Otis Carey (GET SOME HERE) Presents... Smiv & Deadly attacking 2025's Biggest Questions so far including...

Can the stem cells from Goat's forey save Medina's ripped off titty and the 2025 Woz season? Is Japan now the greatest surfing nation on Earth in waves of TRUTH following their outstanding win at the giant throbbing Backdoor Shootout? If you ride the biggest wave ever surfed but didn't paddle does it really even count? Are Byron Bay kebabs still Absolutely Kebabulous? All these questions and more answered right here, right now, right here, right now...dodododededededeeee.

 

Billabong X Otis Carey <a href="https://www.billabong.com.au/pages/mens">(GET SOME HERE)</a> Presents... Smiv &amp; Deadly attacking 2025's Biggest Questions so far including...
Can the stem cells from Goat's forey save Medina's ripped off titty and the 2025 Woz season? Is Japan now the greatest surfing nation on Earth in waves of TRUTH following their outstanding win at the giant throbbing Backdoor Shootout? If you ride the biggest wave ever surfed but didn't paddle does it really even count? Are Byron Bay kebabs still Absolutely Kebabulous? All these questions and more answered right here, right now, right here, right now...dodododededededeeee.
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BEST OF 2025! Medina in Desperate Need of Goat Forey Stem Cells, Hawaiian Swellpocalypse Detonates & Beware Venomous Zooid Jizz.

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BLITZED! Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Pipe Conny Wrap.

The Lexus Pipe Pro delivered a monstro first up victory for the Woz with one of the all-time great days in Professional Surfing History forming the cream on a deliciously moist piece of competitive surfing cake. Gorge yaselves Swellians! UTFS!

<a href="https://www.dometic.com/en-au/outdoor/fridgefreezers-and-coolers/portable-fridgefreezers/07-0703-070328-070328003-368999?v=9620015959">Dometic CFX5 and Pico Swag presents...</a>
BLITZED! Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Pipe Conny Wrap.
The Lexus Pipe Pro delivered a monstro first up victory for the Woz with one of the all-time great days in Professional Surfing History forming the cream on a deliciously moist piece of competitive surfing cake. Gorge yaselves Swellians! UTFS!

BEST OF 2025! Blitzed: PIPE CONNY WRAP! Woz Glory at the Banzai Kicks off 2025 Dream Tour in Spectacular Fashion.

Billabong’s BONG. Collection Presents… ATS Reg Ep Pacific Cone-a-palooza featuring the best and worst of Cyclone Alfie, Pipeline’s fortnight of terror, a quick skwizz at the upcoming Supertubos CT, musings on the Natural Selection send-fest, users and overs, Ask us a Questions and a whole lot more. Heaps filf!

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"COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH THE GAK!" Grace Kennedy Brings Home our First Medal on a day of Carnage at the ISA Worlds! Also featuring Steve Fox!

AIN'T THAT SWELL

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