A Rome-based research team discovered poetry can jailbreak AI systems by bypassing safety filters that normal prompts can't crack, making verse a genuine cybersecurity vulnerability. Medieval physicians believed flatulent foods like beans and onions were aphrodisiacs because intestinal gas supposedly enhanced sexual performance, Palmer Luckey, the tech billionaire behind Oculus, now advocates for submarines that tunnel through Earth's crust for national defense, while a Dublin man contracted penile tuberculosis from working with deer in a rarely documented case of genital TB.

Poetry defeats AI security by exploiting how language models process poetic structure, proving Aristotle's warnings about poets in governance were surprisingly futuristic. Medieval fart-based aphrodisiacs never worked but show humanity's eternal optimism for simple bedroom solutions, while Luckey's crust-submarine idea sounds insane until you remember he actually made VR mainstream. The Dublin TB case demonstrates that tuberculosis can infect any body part and that working with animals carries risks nobody considers - including your genitals contracting lung diseases.

The biggest threats to AI are poets, the worst aphrodisiacs involved intestinal wind, crust submarines might actually happen, and deer can give you dick tuberculosis. Science is weird, history is weirder, and Palmer Luckey wants to make it weirder still.

 

CHAPTERS:

00:00 Introduction

02:07 Plato's Republic and AI Poetry

03:54 The Power of Poetry in AI

07:59 Historical Aphrodisiacs and Fertility

19:01 Simultaneous Orgasms and Farting

19:36 Windy Meats and Fertility Myths

24:19 Palmer Luckey and Virtual Reality

31:00 Penile Tuberculosis: A Rare Case

36:50 Smart Toilets and Privacy Concerns





SOURCES:

‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted

Scientists Discover “Universal” Jailbreak for Nearly Every AI, and the Way It Works Will Hurt Your Brain

Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models

Palmer Luckey on the Future of Warfare

Beans, ale & 'windy meats': surprising 17th-century aphrodisiac

When Beans were the Food of Lust

Why you don’t want to get tuberculosis on your penis

A Rome-based research team discovered poetry can jailbreak AI systems by bypassing safety filters that normal prompts can't crack, making verse a genuine cybersecurity vulnerability. Medieval physicians believed flatulent foods like beans and onions were aphrodisiacs because intestinal gas supposedly enhanced sexual performance, Palmer Luckey, the tech billionaire behind Oculus, now advocates for submarines that tunnel through Earth's crust for national defense, while a Dublin man contracted penile tuberculosis from working with deer in a rarely documented case of genital TB.
Poetry defeats AI security by exploiting how language models process poetic structure, proving Aristotle's warnings about poets in governance were surprisingly futuristic. Medieval fart-based aphrodisiacs never worked but show humanity's eternal optimism for simple bedroom solutions, while Luckey's crust-submarine idea sounds insane until you remember he actually made VR mainstream. The Dublin TB case demonstrates that tuberculosis can infect any body part and that working with animals carries risks nobody considers - including your genitals contracting lung diseases.
The biggest threats to AI are poets, the worst aphrodisiacs involved intestinal wind, crust submarines might actually happen, and deer can give you dick tuberculosis. Science is weird, history is weirder, and Palmer Luckey wants to make it weirder still.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Introduction
02:07 Plato's Republic and AI Poetry
03:54 The Power of Poetry in AI
07:59 Historical Aphrodisiacs and Fertility
19:01 Simultaneous Orgasms and Farting
19:36 Windy Meats and Fertility Myths
24:19 Palmer Luckey and Virtual Reality
31:00 Penile Tuberculosis: A Rare Case
36:50 Smart Toilets and Privacy Concerns
 
SOURCES:
<a href="https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/end-to-end-encrypted-smart-toilet-camera-is-not-actually-end-to-end-encrypted/">&lsquo;End-to-end encrypted&rsquo; smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted</a>
<a href="http://google.com/url?sa=D&amp;q=https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/universal-jailbreak-ai-poems%3Futm_social_handle_id%3D2557446343%26utm_social_post_id%3D611990555%26utm_source%3Dwww.garbageday.email%26utm_medium%3Dnewsletter%26utm_campaign%3Dthe-cozy-living-room-meltdown%26_bhlid%3Db734a51604080ce74827d99b11c625c6045c84a5&amp;ust=1765336260000000&amp;usg=AOvVaw0A9FRJ828QQ9-HCmcGeaFq&amp;hl=en">Scientists Discover &ldquo;Universal&rdquo; Jailbreak for Nearly Every AI, and the Way It Works Will Hurt Your Brain</a>
<a href="https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1">Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models</a>
<a href="https://x.com/omnishwin/status/1996301434611220705">Palmer Luckey on the Future of Warfare</a>
<a href="https://www.historyextra.com/membership/beans-pulses-what-food-aphrodisiac-17th-century/">Beans, ale &amp; 'windy meats': surprising 17th-century aphrodisiac</a>
<a href="https://researchprofiles.herts.ac.uk/en/publications/when-beans-were-the-food-of-lust/">When Beans were the Food of Lust</a>
<a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/11/why-you-dont-want-to-get-tuberculosis-on-your-penis/">Why you don&rsquo;t want to get tuberculosis on your penis</a>

From tales of historical idiocracy and scientific genius to weird and wacky cultural phenomena, Dr Rod Lamberts and Dr Will Grant are here to take you on a wild conversational journey, deep diving into the crevices of science, history and culture that you never knew existed. 

From tales of historical idiocracy and scientific genius to weird and wacky cultural phenomena, Dr Rod Lamberts and Dr Will Grant are here to take you on a wild conversational journey, deep diving into the crevices of science, history and culture that you never knew existed.

Bizarre science history from academics with beers

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