New stats show Porch Pirates are stealing packages off doorsteps at an all-time high, but we realized that nobody would want to steal the crap we order.

New stats show Porch Pirates are stealing packages off doorsteps at an all-time high, but we realized that nobody would want to steal the crap we order.

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - including your daily dose of stupid news, and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating & Air Conditioning

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - including your daily dose of stupid news, and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating &amp; Air Conditioning

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