Sergeant Simon from SAPOL is in studio because he has seen the talent that little Sammy has to become a police officer and wants to recruit him to help fight crime! 

Sergeant Simon from SAPOL is in studio because he has seen the talent that little Sammy has to become a police officer and wants to recruit him to help fight crime!

Back in Adelaide. Back in Breakfast.

Ben and Liam are back on Adelaide breakfast, sharing stories from real life and finding the funny in the chaos.

Ben is the practical one, a dad of two young kids who spends his weekends fixing things around the house. Liam is newly married and still figuring out how adulthood actually works.

Together,they share stories from their lives, try questionable ideas, and turn everyday moments into something worth laughing about.

Hear the full show and the best bits on demand! And listen weekdays from 6am on Adelaide’s KIIS 1023.

Back in Adelaide. Back in Breakfast.
Ben and Liam are back on Adelaide breakfast, sharing stories from real life and finding the funny in the chaos.
Ben is the practical one, a dad of two young kids who spends his weekends fixing things around the house. Liam is newly married and still figuring out how adulthood actually works.
Together,they share stories from their lives, try questionable ideas, and turn everyday moments into something worth laughing about.
Hear the full show and the best bits on demand! And listen weekdays from 6am on Adelaide&rsquo;s KIIS 1023.

Ben & Liam

"He's Everything We Want In A New Recruit" - Sergeant Simon Wants To Recruit Little Sammy

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/fa326977-3de5-4283-9b8b-af3500c58607/clips/e7e42bfa-10ad-471c-a3fe-b16e01693a10/transcript

How about those 36er’s
Liam had the best seats in the house
6:10 Quiz: Who was the last PM?
Did you get sprung on socials?
Liam explaining a Tik Tok to kids
Belated complaint hotline
Crows Star Rory Sloane swears he met Liam
Launching Gather Round-A-Thon
More secret Stain guesses
Liam’s filthy at the Advertiser Cartoonist for drawing his receding hairline
GQ Men of the year speech blunder
Were you a late bloomer? 

<ol>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">How about those 36er&rsquo;s</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Liam had the best seats in the house</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">6:10 Quiz: Who was the last PM?</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Did you get sprung on socials?</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Liam explaining a Tik Tok to kids</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Belated complaint hotline</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Crows Star Rory Sloane swears he met Liam</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Launching Gather Round-A-Thon</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">More secret Stain guesses</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Liam&rsquo;s filthy at the Advertiser Cartoonist for drawing his receding hairline</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">GQ Men of the year speech blunder</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="4" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Were you a late bloomer?&nbsp;</li>
</ol>

Ep 2: Don’t Vape kids 

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/fa326977-3de5-4283-9b8b-af3500c58607/clips/ec58a1c1-7cdf-41c4-b219-b4200062eb8d/transcript

A little behind the scenes message from Ben & Liam.

A little behind the scenes message from Ben &amp; Liam.

Special Bonus Pod: Off Air 🚫

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/fa326977-3de5-4283-9b8b-af3500c58607/clips/55662c06-ea08-4698-aa59-b4200017cf03/transcript

Liam brought pyro for the first show
First EVER caller
Our Mum’s rag our former employer
Meeting some more new listeners
Ben’s son Freddie talked back to him
Bribing Maida to listen
Is it your first day on the job?
Our answering machine is full
Who wants free coffee?
Liam got the wrong grocery order
Launching the secret stain
Auditioning footy players
Liam’s Dad is a girl boss
Inductions into the sounds of Australia 

<ol>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Liam brought pyro for the first show</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">First EVER caller</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Our Mum&rsquo;s rag our former employer</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Meeting some more new listeners</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Ben&rsquo;s son Freddie talked back to him</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Bribing Maida to listen</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Is it your first day on the job?</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Our answering machine is full</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Who wants free coffee?</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Liam got the wrong grocery order</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Launching the secret stain</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Auditioning footy players</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Liam&rsquo;s Dad is a girl boss</li>
<li aria-setsize="-1" data-leveltext="%1." data-font="" data-listid="3" data-list-defn-props="{&quot;335552541&quot;:0,&quot;335559683&quot;:0,&quot;335559684&quot;:-1,&quot;335559685&quot;:720,&quot;335559991&quot;:360,&quot;469769242&quot;:[65533,0,46],&quot;469777803&quot;:&quot;left&quot;,&quot;469777804&quot;:&quot;%1.&quot;,&quot;469777815&quot;:&quot;hybridMultilevel&quot;}" data-aria-posinset="1" data-aria-level="1">Inductions into the sounds of Australia&nbsp;</li>
</ol>

Ep 1: Tampons and Barramundi 

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/fa326977-3de5-4283-9b8b-af3500c58607/clips/4a0465b8-5c27-446b-baa8-b41f002c269b/transcript

"He's Everything We Want In A New Recruit" - Sergeant Simon Wants To Recruit Little Sammy

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