Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with iHeartRadio. Ten Takes, ten Takes, ten takes, and ten minutes. You did it, You're here, you click. I love you for it. Let's set a new record. Let's do the fastest shortest episode possible. It takes your ten minutes. The preamble sometimes goes on forever, So let's go take number one. Mike Tomlin didn't walk into work today. He strutted into work. He strutted. He looked like mister McMahon coming into the ring because he has the hutzpah, the cojones to do something that maybe only three or four coaches in the entire league would have the credibility and the bravery to do. It's just as bend your quarterback and four and two and put in a guy who has never played a single snap for you or your franchise, and all the snaps he's played for other franchises have looked pretty bad over the last couple of years. Mike Tomlin was right. Russell Wilson looked great. That was awesome to watch. I just respect the audacity and the confidence of tom Win today. I don't care what every Blowhard on a talking head show, including the one of the morning n NFL Network says about my decision, they can pull up Justin Field's stats, and they can pull up his records. Whyt you pull up my record. I've been doing this a long time, and I'm going with Russell Wilson. And it looked like it was a terrible decision, didn't it. Whyren't you watching that game early on and it's like a couple three and outs, Russell look bad, and they're constantly going as shots of Justin Fields on the sideline constantly. NBC was doing it. They showed Justin Fields more last night than they showed Taylor Swift all of the twenty twenty three season, and Justin Fields with helmet on, buckled ready to go, and he never played a single snap, And they made the right choice. I know there's all this fanfare and who blah blah blah blah about the Jets Mike Tomlin deciding to go with Russell Wilson, who's looked like Russell Wilson over the past couple of years, just been a human walking meme, looked like a Hall of Famer last night, like he was in Seattle I thought he was gonna throw into Doug Baldwin. Eventually he didn't need to, just throwing it into Pickens the whole time it looked great. Mike Tomlins strutted into work today. Take number two. I have no take on the Jets. I have no energy. I just can't get there. It's so lame, it's so bad. I've always loved watching Rogers play. I've respected a lot of the people going and putting this team together. But I don't respect now is that they're two and five. That's a terrible record. The Jets have the same record as the Giants, as the Raiders, as the Jaguars, as the Saints. You can bring in whoever you want. Bring it about Dadams, bringing Hassan Reddick, all kinds of funny jokes all over social media. Let's think of Rogers ex teammates. Let's make a Randall Cobb joke. I've got a Grontimo Allison joke, which is actually funny because his name's Gerano. It doesn't matter. The real joke is you can bring in. You can bring in Tyreek Hill and Jamar Chase. I feel like this team's still not gonna win. Two and five and Rogers afterwards monotones that they don't have any energy, it's just off. Have they fired Jeff Albrick yet? They should try that, Just fire him, fire the inner and bring in somebody else, because this is the time, like an you know, an inside the NBA with Barkley and Shack and Kenny and Erny and all that, when the teams are kind of just out, when they get knocked out for the playoff, they do gone fishing and it's a funny photoshop of the team out on a fishing boat. That's just how I feel about the Jets. We'll see a month from now if you're five and five and you're relevant again. But put the fishing hook and the net and the cold beer in Garrett Wilson's hand, hopefully you can catch it air or Davante's hand. Who is you know? The biggest play Devonte Adams made This is funny. So there's all they move worlds to get him there, and they're gonna have to move everything in their bank account to keep him there and abide by the contracts. The biggest play that Devonte Adams made in that game and is triumphant reuniting with Aaron Rodgers was a tackle. Was a tackle on an undrafted rookie returning one of the two interceptions that Rogers through. It's just bad. I can't talk about that anymore. And on this podcast, I'm gonna try not to take number three. Beanie Bishop Junior national hero. I just referenced that undrafted rookie. This is the Steelers defensive back who intercepted Aaron Rodgers. And the best part Beanie Bishop Junior and Chris cons was going, Oh, Beanie Baby. It actually is named after beanie babies. That's his childhood nickname when he was a little kid. I'm talking about those ridiculous, ubiquitous beanbag animals that everyone had to have, like twenty years ago and there at McDonald's and you had an aunt who collected them or you collected them, and it was just people were emptying their savings accounts so they could buy the little bean bag guys. And it's just amazing that Aaron Rodgers, who, if you like him or not, and maybe his playoff shortcomings, whatever you want to pick a part about him, is the best to ever play in not throwing interceptions. No one has ever done better in history than Aaron Rodgers and the state of the Jets. You want to state of the Jets. As Rogers is gushing blood freely on the field, he's getting picked off twice by a neophyte player no one drafted who is named after a stuffed giraffe. That's what the state is of the Jets. But Beanie Bishop Junior, you're awesome. Take number four. Jared Goff is the coolest player in the league right now. If I said that before, I'm going to say it again. He's going so cool and he beats the Vikings and he plays lights out unconscious football again in the face of the Brian Flores defense and all the blitzes, and afterwards they let him know that he had started, you know again, he flirted with perfection. I think he started eighteen for eighteen passing. He was like, oh really, yeah, I mean, I know that's perfect technically, but it's not really perfect because there's a lot of different things to going to. If we're at the point where Jared Goff is having a conversation about the status and the definition of the word perfect, the Lions are playing some good football. He was trying to fight and say, actually, eighteen for eighteen isn't perfect because I could have done this or that. It's like a guy who goes out on the court in the basketball court hits eighteen shots in a row and your jaws on the floor and he's like, yeah, but a few of them hit the rim, so they're not really perfect. That's the state of the Lions. They're unbelievable. Take number five. Vikings Lions looked like the NFC title game. It was almost a perfect football game if you line up all the important stats, whether it be turnover, sacks and rushing yards, time possession. He was negligibly off I meaning they had almost exact numbers on both sides. It was a back and forth. It would have gone to a split decision. I think that's the title game. I hope that's the title game. I really do. I'd like to see that game again. Afterwards, Sam Donalds asked like, you know, how do you rebound from this? He is basically, I don't know. Like we're fine, We're really good, and they are really good. They lost a very close game to a very good team. It's one of those if they played ten times, each one of them in five. I hope you see that in the title game. I said that this morning, good morning football, and I expected all these Packer fans to be mad that I have Vikings lines in the title game. You know who was mad? Buccaneers fans. They're like, we're really good. We beat the Lions. Jared Goff did not play well, he was not perfect, and they're right. They played tonight though. After I record this take number six, Nick Sirianni unleashed Sai Kuan because he was in trouble. This was the perfect timing for Nick Gianni. A jackass completely across the board. Last week tough week for Sirianni. I've never seen a fan base as mad as at their head coach after a win after as the Eagles were at Nick Sirianni. So he did the thing like where you're wife or your husband, whoever it may be. For me, it's a wife is mad at you and you're in the doghouse and your life is hell, Like, how can I get out of this? I just start cleaning, I start doing dishes, anything I could do, cooking, cleaning, It just helps grease the edges around the household. Well, for Nick Sirianni, you go out of the doghouse, He's like, oh, perfect. You know what. The Eagles fans can't stand me. You know what. They love beating the crap out of the New York Giants, especially if you have a former New York Giant and you just want to run it right up and down their throats. And he did. And I feel like the Eagles fans are like, all right, you know why because it wasn't just a Saquon thing, and you want to say, well, Syene doesn't call the plays, blah blah blah. The story that I got from Schrager was that Sirianni went over to Saquon, who was just short of his career high, and said, I want to put you back in to get your career high. And he said, no, I'm good, it's okay. So Saquon was classy. It's one of those instances where you like Nick Sirianni for being a jackass, where it helps in a fight sometimes. He wanted to pour it out even more because he wanted to get the Eagles fans back in the good graces. I think it worked. That was a great day for Saquon. Take number seven. I don't understand Jersey burning guy. So Saquon pad his jersey burned by Giants fans. Was asked about it afterwards and had a laugh about it. Forget for a second that if anyone should be responsible for Saquon leaving the Giants its management and its ownership, he really had nothing to do with it. Who is this guy who's like, all right, we're going to the game. Got tickets, we got our parking pass, we got food, got plenty of warm clothes, got things to drink. Oh yeah, somebody remembered to bring the lighter fluid or the can of gasoline so we can pour it all over a jersey and burn it in the parking lot while six of our moron friends film it, and I hope it gets picked up and aggregated. I've been to a lot of tailgates. I have a lot of different football fan type friends, smart ones, classy ones, classless ones, idiot ones. I have never been in the company of someone who said, man, let's burn a jersey. It's a really weird way to spend your Sunday. Taking number eight, I'm tired of watching this movie about the forty nine ers. I can't watch it anymore. It's always sad ends, there's always terrible injuries. They always lose to the Chiefs. They always get destroyed by Steve Spagnolo. I kind of need a break from the forty nine ers. I don't think they want to watch this movie anymore. They certainly don't want to be in it. But they're down now. I yuk is out and deebo is sick, and McCaffrey no one knows what's going on with him. Talk de Ian Rappidport this morning. He had good information, but it sounds like at least a few more weeks. I don't want to watch the Niners anymore. Take number nine. This is my favorite Chiefs team in this dynasty. I love watching this Chiefs team because I understood why they were dominating everybody when Kelsey was Kelsey and Tyreek was this player of mass destruction. It's maddening now that they still win because Mahomes is playing the worst statistical football of his career. Bad he leads the NFL in interceptions, and he is six and zero for the first time ever. It doesn't make sense. It's really fun to watch Mahomes go to work with a few wide receivers that no one really knows old Kareem Hunt off the scrap heap and a tight end that'll give you maybe forty yards a game, and he is the best record he's ever had at this point. That's wild. Loved this Chiefs team. Take number ten. What's the crappiest job you've ever had? I once worked in the sanitation apartment of Woodridge, Illinois, where literal ross sewage we're rolling. It was so bad we'll ser your eyebrows. The Lions kicker used to sell bricks. Not to denigrate anybody who sells bricks, but that's a big transition for going selling bricks to making game winning kicks. Jake Bates, you're my favorite brick salesman in the league. That's it, guys. Ten minutes I said we wanted a lean episode. I will end only by saying I love you. I love you for clicking, I love you for watching. Share it with your friends, like, subscribe, review, and shout out to all the brick salesmen and saleswomen out there. I love you, folks. I hope Sunday you'll be an NFL kicker right between the uprights. See you next week. Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with I Heart Radio. For more iHeartRadio pods, go to the iHeartRadio app, go to Apple, go anywhere you like, it'll be there.

Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with iHeartRadio. Ten Takes, ten Takes, ten takes, and ten minutes. You did it, You're here, you click. I love you for it. Let's set a new record. Let's do the fastest shortest episode possible. It takes your ten minutes. The preamble sometimes goes on forever, So let's go take number one. Mike Tomlin didn't walk into work today. He strutted into work. He strutted. He looked like mister McMahon coming into the ring because he has the hutzpah, the cojones to do something that maybe only three or four coaches in the entire league would have the credibility and the bravery to do. It's just as bend your quarterback and four and two and put in a guy who has never played a single snap for you or your franchise, and all the snaps he's played for other franchises have looked pretty bad over the last couple of years. Mike Tomlin was right. Russell Wilson looked great. That was awesome to watch. I just respect the audacity and the confidence of tom Win today. I don't care what every Blowhard on a talking head show, including the one of the morning n NFL Network says about my decision, they can pull up Justin Field's stats, and they can pull up his records. Whyt you pull up my record. I've been doing this a long time, and I'm going with Russell Wilson. And it looked like it was a terrible decision, didn't it. Whyren't you watching that game early on and it's like a couple three and outs, Russell look bad, and they're constantly going as shots of Justin Fields on the sideline constantly. NBC was doing it. They showed Justin Fields more last night than they showed Taylor Swift all of the twenty twenty three season, and Justin Fields with helmet on, buckled ready to go, and he never played a single snap, And they made the right choice. I know there's all this fanfare and who blah blah blah blah about the Jets Mike Tomlin deciding to go with Russell Wilson, who's looked like Russell Wilson over the past couple of years, just been a human walking meme, looked like a Hall of Famer last night, like he was in Seattle I thought he was gonna throw into Doug Baldwin. Eventually he didn't need to, just throwing it into Pickens the whole time it looked great. Mike Tomlins strutted into work today. Take number two. I have no take on the Jets. I have no energy. I just can't get there. It's so lame, it's so bad. I've always loved watching Rogers play. I've respected a lot of the people going and putting this team together. But I don't respect now is that they're two and five. That's a terrible record. The Jets have the same record as the Giants, as the Raiders, as the Jaguars, as the Saints. You can bring in whoever you want. Bring it about Dadams, bringing Hassan Reddick, all kinds of funny jokes all over social media. Let's think of Rogers ex teammates. Let's make a Randall Cobb joke. I've got a Grontimo Allison joke, which is actually funny because his name's Gerano. It doesn't matter. The real joke is you can bring in. You can bring in Tyreek Hill and Jamar Chase. I feel like this team's still not gonna win. Two and five and Rogers afterwards monotones that they don't have any energy, it's just off. Have they fired Jeff Albrick yet? They should try that, Just fire him, fire the inner and bring in somebody else, because this is the time, like an you know, an inside the NBA with Barkley and Shack and Kenny and Erny and all that, when the teams are kind of just out, when they get knocked out for the playoff, they do gone fishing and it's a funny photoshop of the team out on a fishing boat. That's just how I feel about the Jets. We'll see a month from now if you're five and five and you're relevant again. But put the fishing hook and the net and the cold beer in Garrett Wilson's hand, hopefully you can catch it air or Davante's hand. Who is you know? The biggest play Devonte Adams made This is funny. So there's all they move worlds to get him there, and they're gonna have to move everything in their bank account to keep him there and abide by the contracts. The biggest play that Devonte Adams made in that game and is triumphant reuniting with Aaron Rodgers was a tackle. Was a tackle on an undrafted rookie returning one of the two interceptions that Rogers through. It's just bad. I can't talk about that anymore. And on this podcast, I'm gonna try not to take number three. Beanie Bishop Junior national hero. I just referenced that undrafted rookie. This is the Steelers defensive back who intercepted Aaron Rodgers. And the best part Beanie Bishop Junior and Chris cons was going, Oh, Beanie Baby. It actually is named after beanie babies. That's his childhood nickname when he was a little kid. I'm talking about those ridiculous, ubiquitous beanbag animals that everyone had to have, like twenty years ago and there at McDonald's and you had an aunt who collected them or you collected them, and it was just people were emptying their savings accounts so they could buy the little bean bag guys. And it's just amazing that Aaron Rodgers, who, if you like him or not, and maybe his playoff shortcomings, whatever you want to pick a part about him, is the best to ever play in not throwing interceptions. No one has ever done better in history than Aaron Rodgers and the state of the Jets. You want to state of the Jets. As Rogers is gushing blood freely on the field, he's getting picked off twice by a neophyte player no one drafted who is named after a stuffed giraffe. That's what the state is of the Jets. But Beanie Bishop Junior, you're awesome. Take number four. Jared Goff is the coolest player in the league right now. If I said that before, I'm going to say it again. He's going so cool and he beats the Vikings and he plays lights out unconscious football again in the face of the Brian Flores defense and all the blitzes, and afterwards they let him know that he had started, you know again, he flirted with perfection. I think he started eighteen for eighteen passing. He was like, oh really, yeah, I mean, I know that's perfect technically, but it's not really perfect because there's a lot of different things to going to. If we're at the point where Jared Goff is having a conversation about the status and the definition of the word perfect, the Lions are playing some good football. He was trying to fight and say, actually, eighteen for eighteen isn't perfect because I could have done this or that. It's like a guy who goes out on the court in the basketball court hits eighteen shots in a row and your jaws on the floor and he's like, yeah, but a few of them hit the rim, so they're not really perfect. That's the state of the Lions. They're unbelievable. Take number five. Vikings Lions looked like the NFC title game. It was almost a perfect football game if you line up all the important stats, whether it be turnover, sacks and rushing yards, time possession. He was negligibly off I meaning they had almost exact numbers on both sides. It was a back and forth. It would have gone to a split decision. I think that's the title game. I hope that's the title game. I really do. I'd like to see that game again. Afterwards, Sam Donalds asked like, you know, how do you rebound from this? He is basically, I don't know. Like we're fine, We're really good, and they are really good. They lost a very close game to a very good team. It's one of those if they played ten times, each one of them in five. I hope you see that in the title game. I said that this morning, good morning football, and I expected all these Packer fans to be mad that I have Vikings lines in the title game. You know who was mad? Buccaneers fans. They're like, we're really good. We beat the Lions. Jared Goff did not play well, he was not perfect, and they're right. They played tonight though. After I record this take number six, Nick Sirianni unleashed Sai Kuan because he was in trouble. This was the perfect timing for Nick Gianni. A jackass completely across the board. Last week tough week for Sirianni. I've never seen a fan base as mad as at their head coach after a win after as the Eagles were at Nick Sirianni. So he did the thing like where you're wife or your husband, whoever it may be. For me, it's a wife is mad at you and you're in the doghouse and your life is hell, Like, how can I get out of this? I just start cleaning, I start doing dishes, anything I could do, cooking, cleaning, It just helps grease the edges around the household. Well, for Nick Sirianni, you go out of the doghouse, He's like, oh, perfect. You know what. The Eagles fans can't stand me. You know what. They love beating the crap out of the New York Giants, especially if you have a former New York Giant and you just want to run it right up and down their throats. And he did. And I feel like the Eagles fans are like, all right, you know why because it wasn't just a Saquon thing, and you want to say, well, Syene doesn't call the plays, blah blah blah. The story that I got from Schrager was that Sirianni went over to Saquon, who was just short of his career high, and said, I want to put you back in to get your career high. And he said, no, I'm good, it's okay. So Saquon was classy. It's one of those instances where you like Nick Sirianni for being a jackass, where it helps in a fight sometimes. He wanted to pour it out even more because he wanted to get the Eagles fans back in the good graces. I think it worked. That was a great day for Saquon. Take number seven. I don't understand Jersey burning guy. So Saquon pad his jersey burned by Giants fans. Was asked about it afterwards and had a laugh about it. Forget for a second that if anyone should be responsible for Saquon leaving the Giants its management and its ownership, he really had nothing to do with it. Who is this guy who's like, all right, we're going to the game. Got tickets, we got our parking pass, we got food, got plenty of warm clothes, got things to drink. Oh yeah, somebody remembered to bring the lighter fluid or the can of gasoline so we can pour it all over a jersey and burn it in the parking lot while six of our moron friends film it, and I hope it gets picked up and aggregated. I've been to a lot of tailgates. I have a lot of different football fan type friends, smart ones, classy ones, classless ones, idiot ones. I have never been in the company of someone who said, man, let's burn a jersey. It's a really weird way to spend your Sunday. Taking number eight, I'm tired of watching this movie about the forty nine ers. I can't watch it anymore. It's always sad ends, there's always terrible injuries. They always lose to the Chiefs. They always get destroyed by Steve Spagnolo. I kind of need a break from the forty nine ers. I don't think they want to watch this movie anymore. They certainly don't want to be in it. But they're down now. I yuk is out and deebo is sick, and McCaffrey no one knows what's going on with him. Talk de Ian Rappidport this morning. He had good information, but it sounds like at least a few more weeks. I don't want to watch the Niners anymore. Take number nine. This is my favorite Chiefs team in this dynasty. I love watching this Chiefs team because I understood why they were dominating everybody when Kelsey was Kelsey and Tyreek was this player of mass destruction. It's maddening now that they still win because Mahomes is playing the worst statistical football of his career. Bad he leads the NFL in interceptions, and he is six and zero for the first time ever. It doesn't make sense. It's really fun to watch Mahomes go to work with a few wide receivers that no one really knows old Kareem Hunt off the scrap heap and a tight end that'll give you maybe forty yards a game, and he is the best record he's ever had at this point. That's wild. Loved this Chiefs team. Take number ten. What's the crappiest job you've ever had? I once worked in the sanitation apartment of Woodridge, Illinois, where literal ross sewage we're rolling. It was so bad we'll ser your eyebrows. The Lions kicker used to sell bricks. Not to denigrate anybody who sells bricks, but that's a big transition for going selling bricks to making game winning kicks. Jake Bates, you're my favorite brick salesman in the league. That's it, guys. Ten minutes I said we wanted a lean episode. I will end only by saying I love you. I love you for clicking, I love you for watching. Share it with your friends, like, subscribe, review, and shout out to all the brick salesmen and saleswomen out there. I love you, folks. I hope Sunday you'll be an NFL kicker right between the uprights. See you next week. Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with I Heart Radio. For more iHeartRadio pods, go to the iHeartRadio app, go to Apple, go anywhere you like, it'll be there.